Kellogg's Kid, Boy Scout by J.C. Leyendecker, circa 1912-1917, via Smith Kramer. h/t: wolfeblog via Bash.
Properly Equipped
Marine Corps General Reinwald is planning to host some boy scouts at the training center for a few practice exercises. The general is being interviewed by a female radio host.
female interviewer: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?
General Reinwald: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.
female interviewer: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?
General Reinwald: I don't see why. They'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.
female interviewer: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?
General Reinwald: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.
female interviewer: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.
General Reinwald: Well, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?
The radio went silent and the interview ended.
You gotta love the Marines! Semper Fi!
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“Some say opportunity knocks only once, That is not true. Opportunity knocks all the time, but you have to be ready for it. If the chance comes, you must have the equipment to take advantage of it.” -- Louis L'Amour
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Hellooo kitty. -- Not mine!
Gone shooting. - c


















1 comments:
Rox, One of the funniest respons I 've ever heard. Damn hard ;]
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