At last! An Obama commemorative for everyone!

Daily Presidential Tracking Poll 9/02/09

Not even a year into his presidency and already there's an Obama commemorative for everyone!

for Wal-Mart shoppers - the Chinese multi-pack

for capitol lobbyists - the free lunch pay-to-play

for health care reformers - the socialist

for Congress - the begging-to-be-replaced under roll

for ACORN form-fillers - the illiterate under roll

for SEIU thugs - the brown shirt

for birthers - the certificate

for Obama voters - the payback

h/t: Teak, the muse