Why I hate Dimocrats

[warning: strong language]

By Grouchy Old Cripple

Why do I hate Dimocrats so much? Let me list some of the reasons.

I hate Dimocrats because they have been taken over by the left wing socialist blame American first crowd.

I hate Dimocrats because they idolize Ted Swimmer Kennedy, an old alcohlic bloviating blowhard murderer. Why do you people in Taxachusetts keep electing this asshole?

I hate Dimocrats because they lionize Robert Sheets Byrd who was once a member of the KKK. Had he not been a Dimocrat when he used the word nigger on national television there would have been an outcry for him to resign.

I hate Dimocrats because they defended a lying, serial sexual harrassing bastard like Bill Clinton. The same people who went after Clarence Thomas for talking dirty excused Clinton for his sexual misconduct. Can you say double standard?

I hate Dimocrats because they hate the military. They can't get enough of Abu Ghraib and Gitmo.

I hate Dimocrats because of Dick Turban Durbin. See above.

I hate Dimocrats because they support the fake feminist Hillary Rodent Clinton.

I hate Dimocrats for what they have done to the public education system in this country.

I hate Dimocrats for supporting bilingual education which is actually an impediment to learning and assimilation. Ditto for Ebonics.

I hate Dimocrats for multiculturism.

I hate Dimocrats for what they have done to the black family. Thanks to Lyndon Johnson's Great Fucking Society, the illegitimacy rate for blacks is close to 80%. Their social programs have created a black underclass mired in poverty and dependent upon the gummint. If the KKK had tried to destroy blacks they could not have done a better job than the Great Fucking Society.

I hate Dimocrats because they castigated Lawrence Summers for daring to suggest that there are actual genetic differences between men and women while at the same time condoned hate speech from Ward "little Eichmanns" Churchill.

I hate Dimocrats because they are against the Second Amendment. I don't want an assault weapon to shoot Bambi. I want it to protect myself.

I hate Dimocrats because they lionize Michael Moore.

I hate Dimocrats for Jimmy Carter.

I hate Dimocrats because they support infanticide partial birth abortion.

I hate Dimocrats because they are more concerned with regaining power than with the defense of this country.

I hate Dimocrats because they want to raise my taxes.

I hate Dimocrats for giving us Cynthia McKinney.

I hate Dimocrats because they give legitimacy to Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton, a couple of RWPP's (Race Warlord Poverty Pimps), who have become rich while supporting policies to keep blacks poor and dependent upon gummint.

I should hate Dimocrats for giving us Howard Dean, but he is just so farking funny that I should thank them. He just blamed the Supreme Court decision on eminent domain on the Republicans when it was the liberals on the Supreme Court who are at fault.

I hate Dimocrats because the same dipshits who kept saying during the Clinton scandals that we should "just move on" are the same people who keep bringing up slavery©. Ain't it time we just move on from that? It was over 140 years ago. Get the fuck over it! I'm sick of it!

I hate Dimocrats for Jane Fonda.

I hate Dimocrats for John Flipper Kerry. By the way Flipper, when are you gonna release all of your records like you promised to do on Meet the Press? Lying sack of shit!

The Dimocrats used to have some honorable members of their party. Maybe they still do but they're few and far between. They have been taken over by the left wing. These are the people who want the rest of the world to love us. They believe if we just give the terrorists what they want we can all gather around a fire and sing Kumbaya and they will leave us alone. They cannot get it through their thick skulls that the terrorists hate the West and all it represents. They hate Hollywood. All the liberal movie stars would be lined up and killed by stoning because to the Islamic nutjobs they are all adulterers.

These "progressives" want policies that make them feel good, not policies that actually work. Good intentions. That's all that matter. Let's shield our children from failure by not keeping score in games. Let's not use red ink to correct tests. Let's build up their self esteem.

The real world does not give a flying fuck about self esteem. In the real world good intentions do not matter. Only results do.

I hate Dimocrats because they do not live in the real world.