While I'm Away, the Cat Will Play

Apparently, while I was on vacation, my cat Puter was spending a lot of time on the Internet, filling in for me. The following is is an unpublished post she left in my inbox. (h/t: Puter for the video translation.)

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C, I found a new Osama video I thought you'd want to use for your blog... so I made a story of it for you. Love, P.

A Message From Osama Bin Laden

Puter takes covert action.

Hello, CIA Pizza? Yes. Delivery please.

Knock, knock. Pizza man!

al-Zawahiri: Another anchovy pizza?

Osama: A jihad on YouTube!!!