Apparently, while I was on vacation, my cat Puter was spending a lot of time on the Internet, filling in for me. The following is is an unpublished post she left in my inbox. (h/t: Puter for the video translation.)
C, I found a new Osama video I thought you'd want to use for your blog... so I made a story of it for you. Love, P.
Puter takes covert action.
Hello, CIA Pizza? Yes. Delivery please.
Knock, knock. Pizza man!
al-Zawahiri: Another anchovy pizza?
Osama: A jihad on YouTube!!!