Sunday, May 25, 2008

7 Reasons a Gun is Better than a Woman

#7. You can trade an old .44 for a new .22

#6. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#5. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#4. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#3. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#2. A gun doesn't ask, "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. You can buy a silencer for a gun. :X


"Δημήτριος ο Ταξιδευτής" said...

also in random order
a gun never has headaches....

have a nice day.

John Kubicek said...

A gun won't keep you up at night. In fact, you'll sleep better knowing the gun is keeping you safe!

air soft guns said...

This top 10 list can EASILY be called why guns are better than men. And many female firearms enthusiasts can identify with them, especially Reason #7! :)

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